- Nick Sorrentino
Clintons Resort To Groupon After Speaking Tour Fails To Draw Crowds

This is so great.
Also that is one really diverse middle aged white "audience". I heard that Garrison Keeler was the opening act. (Not true. Probably Herman's Hermits.)
(From Zerohedge)
Bill and Hillary Clinton, who just can't seem to exit stage-left, have resorted to selling tickets for their 13-city speaking tour on Groupon for nearly 60% off after failing to attract crowds at full price - or any price.
What's worse, their Groupon deal is for a May 4, 2019 appearance in the liberal stronghold of Los Angeles.